The Advocate's Frank MacEachern probably enjoyed writing the following headline: Greenwich man breaks into home, cuts pubic hair. Unsurprisingly, I was not able to continue living and breathing until I read that the 18-year old crotch barber "broke into a Locust Street home Wednesday while the owner was away, cut his pubic hair and left the trimmings, police said. Remorseful about his actions, the man later confessed to the woman, who then called police."
Apart from the fact that the word "trimmings" made me throw up a little, this article inspired so many questions. Was the lighting better? Was it a furry little love note? Did he walk around his neighbor's house and think to himself, "I know just how to make this house a home..."?
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