Macy's was not able to sell me fragrance because the "girl with the key" was on a break.
Brookstone is selling frogs.
I would make fun of the Verizon guy quoting Futurama but I knew all the quotes too.
I have never seen anyone buy anything from a kiosk.
Naked mannequins are funny.
Mannequins wearing street hooker clothes are funnier.
If you don't want to wait to buy an iPod at the Apple store, amazingly you can buy one out of a vending machine hiding in a corner of Macy's men's department.
Pirate shirts are "in."
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